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T-Shirt — "The Stars Have Been Consulted So Has The Algorithm" Psychic Cat Zodiac Tee

$25.99
Clothing sizes: S
Comfort Colors® Colors: Black
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About the product
Wear a little mystic humor and cosmic charm. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels broken-in from the first wear, with a relaxed cut that drapes like an old favorite. A playful, vivid design centers a wise cat oracle framed by zodiac glyphs, tarot motifs and neon-hued smoke — it reads “The stars have been consulted, so has the algorithm,” and balances witchy ritual with modern wit. The soft, lived-in hand from post-construction dyeing deepens the print’s colors and texture so the artwork feels integrated with the fabric, not just laid on top. Keep it layered under a cardigan for reading tarot by candlelight, or pair with denim and boots for market nights and late coffee runs. Sized broadly from S to 4XL and available in many colors, this tee fits folks who collect curiosities, love astrology banter, and lean into playful occult style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft hand and rich, lived-in color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look
- Available S–4XL; sewn-in label; offered in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric

Garment-dyed fabric

The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture

100% Cotton

100% Cotton

100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.

S to 4XL

S to 4XL

Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.

Double-needle stitching on all seams

Double-needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

Without side seams

Without side seams

The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Honduras

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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