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A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that wears in like an old favorite. Soft, heavyweight cotton and a lived-in texture make this shirt feel cozy from the first wear. The front art shows a sly cat peeking over three tarot-style cards — autumn leaves, an ambulance, and a celestial symbol — with the banner reading “The Cards Have Spoken: I’m Staying Home.” It’s a playful, slightly mystical design that reads like an inside joke for people who love quiet nights, cozy rituals, and a touch of darkly whimsical humor. Layer it under a cardigan for a slow Sunday at home, wear it to a low-key game night, or let it be the shirt you throw on when the couch and a warm drink are calling. Built to last, the tee keeps its shape and color through many wears, so the message and artwork stay as expressive as the day you bought it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for a worn-in texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Sewn-in label and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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