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Slip into a soft, garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in from the first wear and carries a playful, spooky charm. A mischievous cat magician sits at the center of a Halloween tableau — jack-o’-lanterns, candlelit shadows, and a glowing crystal box — while the hand-drawn lettering reads “The Veil is Thin, The Algorithm is Listening.” This shirt blends vintage, cozy textures with bright, modern illustration, so it reads like a treasured find in a late-night thrift run. Wear it to small gatherings, autumn strolls, or when you want to add a little eerie whimsy to your everyday. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton give it structure without stiffness, and the garment-dyed finish tones down the print edges for a cohesive, worn-in look that pairs easily with denim, layered flannels, or a favorite hoodie.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk finish
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for lasting durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 62 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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